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Too Much Excitement: Opening Ceremony Performers Sport Diapers

Posted August 5, 2008 | 21:58:41 (EST)

"You wanna know a secret?" an International Olympic Committee member from Las Vegas asked me in the lobby of the Shangri-La's Kerry Centre Hotel in Beijing. "The performers are wearing diapers during rehearsals so they don't have to take bathroom breaks."

It's funny that in a city where babies...

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The Eight DO Asks: Dubious Questions Beijingers May Well Pose to Olympic Tourists

Posted August 4, 2008 | 18:20:33 (EST)

Plastered around Beijing are posters advising locals about how to (not) interact with foreigners visiting the capital city for the Games. The "Eight Don't Asks" instructs: Don't ask about income or expenses, don't ask about age, don't ask about love life or marriage, don't ask about health, don't ask about...

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Blowing Smoke: Olympic Torch Relay Fans May Be Faux

Posted August 7, 2008 | 16:57:31 (EST)

It appears that the jubilant cheering surrounding Yao Ming and China's first astronaut Yang Liwei -- though perhaps sincere -- was staged. "They're actors," says the son of a torchbearer, who received this information from his father's handler. "Fifteen hundred people were chosen to cheer on the torch, and then...

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Gold Diggers: Why Only One Medal Matters to the Chinese

Posted August 21, 2008 | 15:36:23 (EST)

When I first arrived in Beijing, the only gold-digger stories I'd heard of were about Chinese girls who'd prick condoms with safety pins before they'd bed expats. Now, all that reaches my ears is talk of jin pai (gold medals). At events, Chinese fans only explode into applause when gold-medal...

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Hey Chinese Fans, Don't Leave Your Own Party

Posted August 11, 2008 | 18:53:35 (EST)

"Are they all leaving?" I asked my friend at the first session of beach volleyball this morning. "It looks like it," he laughed, also noticing the stream of people leaving the Chaoyang Park stadium area. The Chinese women's pair had just defeated Switzerland in two sets (21-12, 21-18), and it...

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Bush Booed During Opening Ceremony

Posted August 8, 2008 | 15:32:27 (EST)

Well, maybe not in the stadium. But at All Star, a sports bar at the new Solana shopping mall on the northwest corner of Beijing's Chaoyang Park, American tourists and expats chanted, "U-S-A! U-S-A!" when the team, in Ralph Lauren pony-embroidered blazers and stupid-looking hats, took its lap during the...

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Taxi Cab Confessions: Why Beijing Drivers Don't Speak English

Posted August 6, 2008 | 19:57:57 (EST)

"Wel-ah-come to BEI-jing taxi," the automated machine chimes every time I first open the door of a cab. That is the most English wai guo ren (foreigners) should expect to hear in a taxi in Beijing. Despite efforts to teach the drivers Olympic English, many say they couldn't pick it...

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